Chapter 010 Old Town.
Wang Youde casually said, "At most it's the hour of Chen."
After knowing this information, Yunsong was very happy.
Last night, I didn't eat much of the three sacrificial meats. After digesting for a whole night and not having breakfast in the morning, and being rained on all the way, he became hungry again.
He sucked in a breath of cold air in pain.
One could see clouds rising above the mountains, revealing clear and secluded gullies, with mountain ranges overlapping in the distance. Looking far ahead, there is a vast mountainous area on the riverbank, where numerous willows, boxwoods, locust trees, osmanthus trees, and more grow. Among the shadows of the trees, there are roads, wooden towers, and stone houses.
The mountain breeze blows over the river, bringing a moist and gentle wind. The pine trees bask in the warm breeze as they look ahead.
A mighty river surged out from the mountains, with waves rolling and the water a deep green.
He looked up at the sun and asked Wang Youde, "What time is it now?"
Yun Song flicked the duster and said, "Blessed Supreme Heavenly Venerable, there's no rush for this matter—by the way, big clumsy elephant, do you have any food here?"
Upon seeing this, Yun Song was somewhat shocked. He said to Wang Youde, "The person singing the mountain song is probably an extraordinary expert. We are so lucky to have encountered such an expert in this critical moment."
Wang Youde looked up at the bright sun in the sky and turned to look at the rugged mountain road. He collapsed on the ground, clutching his heart with a pale face.
The big clumsy elephant said in a muffled voice, "Hmm."
He is really hungry.
The obese man shrank his head and fell silent, while his hands kept rubbing on the tattered cloth on his body.
Yun Song asked again: "So, what are you doing up in the mountains?"
With the guidance of the big elephant, their descent from the mountain was exceptionally smooth.
The chubby man ran up panting and, upon seeing the two people, greeted them with restraint. Then he muttered, "I heard someone screaming below and thought someone had injured their legs, so I came to take a look. It turned out to be Lord Wang."
Wang Yude opened his mouth, but was speechless for a moment.
The big clumsy elephant looked at Wang Youde.
Yun Song immediately said, "The Supreme Heavenly Venerable brings blessings and a prosperous life. As a humble Daoist, I strive to maintain a pure heart and few desires, just like a child. Naturally, I possess abundant yang energy and strong vitality."
The weather is clear now.
Yunsong quickly pinched his philtrum and said, "Lao Wang, hold on, what's wrong with you?"
The sun is shining brightly, the mountain wind is whistling, and the clothes dry quickly.
Yunsong stops.
Wang Youde rolled his eyes and pushed his hand desperately, with a ferocious expression on his face and blood foaming out of his mouth.
Finally, the two of them ran along the mountain road for a while. The dark clouds dispersed, and the sunlight shone everywhere.
The pine tree does not mind the dirt, and quickly starts to gnaw.
This town has excellent Feng Shui. Look at the mountains surrounding it on all sides, which is called "offering auspiciousness in a golden basin". In front, there is a water pavilion with a central hall, and behind it lies the verdant Jing Mountain. To the east, there is a magnificent courtyard with crane pavilions, while to the west, there is a hidden green dragon.
Speaking of this matter, he secretly took out a handful of new silver coins from his pocket, a total of fifteen, all black in color, and each one had the words "One piece of Gathering Yin Pill" written on it.
The two of them had already run a long way on the mountain road, but it would still take half a day to walk from the mountain to the town.
The flesh on both cheeks sags downward, and the flesh in front of the chest also sags downward. The old man unexpectedly exuded a vigorous aura as he ran on the mountain road.
On the mountain road appeared a tall and fat man, with big ears and a big head, a short and thick neck, long arms and legs, a back like a panel, and a waist like a gasoline drum. The whole person ran on the mountain road like a floating sack.
Both of them were stunned.
Both of them looked cautiously.
Yunsong saw that he was fine, so he took off his robe and wrung out the water.
The remaining two people looked at each other in silence.
Wang Youde nodded obediently in front of Yunsong, but when facing the fat man, he launched a heavy attack.
It's not good to eat peaches on an empty stomach, it can hurt the stomach and weaken the kidneys. Yun Song explained to him, "Wait until you have drunk water before eating."
He can feed the Luoluo Shou, and after its cultivation increases, it can run faster.
The big clumsy elephant reluctantly took out a cloth bag and said, "Only peaches found on the road."
The big elephant widened its eyes.
This made him suddenly realize something was wrong.
He stuck out his fat tongue, and the tip of the tongue was still bleeding.
What an expert," Wang Yude exclaimed when he saw him, "It turns out to be this big clumsy elephant!"
The big dumb elephant said, "With strong yang energy and powerful firepower, there is nothing I can't overcome. I am full of yang energy and powerful firepower."
Faint footsteps can be heard on the mountain road ahead.
The big elephant took out the axe hanging from its waist.
Yunsong waved his hand and said, "Alright, just knowing is enough. I'm not a police officer checking your identity."
Yun Song thought he was going to commit a crime, but he said, "Chopping firewood."
Yun Song's heart sank and quickly snatched back the peach wood sword, saying, "Possessed by a ghost?"
Uh, no, stop, stop. Wang Youde let out a hesitant and miserable scream.
Wang Youde looked at him with a somewhat eerie gaze.
The singing voice is high-pitched and rough, and the melody is abrupt and stiff, which can hardly be considered pleasant to listen to.
Because it is situated amidst mountains and rivers, the local roads and houses have to be built in accordance with the terrain, following the natural flow of the water. This results in a network of crisscrossing roads and a variety of architectural styles.
After living alone on the mountain for several days, Yunsong was finally excited to return to the human world.
This type of "Gathering Yin Pill" is a good thing, specifically designed for surreptitious cultivation. Eating one can increase one year of cultivation.
Wang Youde clapped vigorously and asked, "Can the little expert explain it?"
Wang Youde covered his mouth and sat up, his chubby face looking aggrieved: "Little friend, I was just frightened badly earlier. I was too tense and when I suddenly escaped from danger, I was overjoyed. However, I couldn't handle the shock of this sudden happiness and couldn't catch my breath."
Wang Yude looked up at the sun.
The big dumb elephant doesn't speak, it reaches out and covers its big chest.
Yunsong couldn't bear it anymore and waved his hand, saying, "Fusheng Wushang Tianzun, Master Wang, don't be in a hurry to show off your power. The Kantou Village is still behind us."
Yunsong ignored him and looked at the big dumb elephant, saying, "Do you know that we might encounter the Decapitation Village on this mountain road?"
The mountain road is very difficult to walk on. Yun Song was panting heavily all the way, and surprisingly, his physical condition couldn't even compare to Wang Youde's.
Where is the problem?
Wang Youde added, "The big elephant eats a lot, so it has to work all day to earn its food. It does all kinds of work, such as chopping wood, building roads, constructing houses, and even participating in funerals."
He is not only tall, but also particularly obese.
According to Wang Youde, when encountering the village of Kanto, in order to survive, one must offer three sacrificial meats, burn incense, and pray by burning paper.
But Yun Song was pleased to hear this.
The big clumsy elephant placed bundled dry firewood along the way. He carried the pile of firewood on his way back, just like ants moving their home, and finally carried a large pile on his back.
Especially in these mountains, there is an echo that responds to the singing, making it unbearable to listen to.
At this moment, it is the good time of the evening. People are coming and going on the road, and cattle and horses are passing through. The atmosphere is thick with human activity.
Why is your expression so ferocious?" Yun Song asked vigilantly.
Yunsong asked Wang Youde, "Do you know this chubby old man?"
Money is indeed powerful. Last night, the breakout was fortunately successful, but it inevitably caused significant damage.
Upon hearing the name "Kantou Village," Wang Youde immediately became obedient.
I didn't see the Yun Song outfit, but occasionally I sigh softly.
"It's not like I want to drink your milk, even if I want to, do you have any?" Wang Youde glared, "I'm asking for something to eat, if you have something to eat, bring it out quickly."
Such a terrible song, obviously the sound of a living person!
Such Feng Shui, it is in harmony with the auspicious signs of wind and water, gathering both wealth and prosperity!
Moreover, the magical thing is that as the singing becomes louder and clearer, the clouds in the sky become lighter and lighter.
You pinched my philtrum too hard, and almost pinched off my front teeth. He reached out and touched his philtrum, and there was blood on his finger.
His eyes widened, and he swung his arm, shouting, "What nonsense are you talking about? What do you mean by saying 'whoever injured their legs and feet turned out to be Lord Wang'? Are you saying that I injured my legs and feet?"
Wang Youde is even more excited.
There are mountains and waters, naturally there are flowers and plants competing for beauty, and there are also endless streams of people and vehicles.
He then asked, "Little immortal, from this position, can we overlook the entire town? Can you evaluate it from the perspective of feng shui?"
"Police? Xiao Zhenren said it was a patrol officer? Those stinky foot patrols?" Wang Yude asked.
The big clumsy elephant immediately respectfully handed over the peach.
Wang Yude said helplessly, "I was extremely scared in front, and I wanted to call for help in the village, but I was afraid of burdening the little master, so I dared not call. I could only bite my tongue tightly and endure it, and as a result, I bit my tongue."
The big elephant followed by clapping, then asked, "When will the banquet begin?"
Wang Youde quickly bowed and said, "Please enlighten me, little immortal."
Yunsong doesn't know what time it is now. He said, "We left the Taoist temple in the morning, and not long after we arrived at the Chopping Head Village. We didn't stay there for long, did we? Why is it already noon when we left the village?"
Yun Song said, "Then why are you still spitting blood from your mouth?"
From noon to afternoon, and then it was dusk, the mountain road finally came to an end.
Wang Yude hesitated for a moment and said with annoyance, "Come down the mountain and have a feast at my house."
Yunsong looked at him discontentedly and said, "Master Wang, in the future, you should practice abstinence and exercise. However, this encounter with the beheading village should be related to what happened to you before being pressed by a ghost. Although the ghost has been eliminated by the Taoist priest, there is still some residual Yin energy on you."
Wang Youde looks anxious and says, "Little friend, please give me a share. I haven't had a drop of water since last night."
He noticed that Yunsong was staring intently at the town in the distance, but he didn't know that the other person was judging the era based on the clothing style and cultural environment of the pedestrians passing through the town. He thought it was about feng shui.
Yunsong was about to refuse, but he thought of a verse after looking at the town and said, "Then let me show my humble skills on this little path."
Wang Youde said, "I dare not deceive the young master. This person is called Big Stupid Elephant, a famous person in our old town. He has been able to eat and drink since he was young, like a pig. He can gain weight by eating pig grass and drinking river water. Therefore, he used to be called Big Fat Pig."
In the village of Decapitation, there is something strange. Although I subdued the evil spirit that came out of the last house with my silent palm thunder, it only added insult to injury.
Later, as he grew older, people who had been to India for business came back and said that he looked just like an Indian elephant...
The Yunqi Mountain range is very large.
These days, Yunsong has been eating peaches on the mountain and got sick from eating too much. He said, "Alright, let's give Xiaodao a few peaches to fill his stomach. After we come down the mountain, we'll let Master Wang treat us to a hearty meal."
The clothes and pants that can fit on a big, clumsy elephant are in tatters. It's said that even these clothes and pants are doing him a favor. He's practically covered in scraps of cloth tied together. This kind of person doesn't seem like someone who could carry meat with him.
I don't understand anything about Feng Shui!
Yun Song asked strangely, "Have you ever encountered the Chopping Head Village while chopping wood on the mountain?"